Total Medals Earned: 106 (From 33 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,160 Points
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/200 points)
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
Lose the game
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/500 points)
Obtain the wooden bat
Give Albert the Bad News
Scrap a Big Robot
Defeat the Armored King Toad
Defeat the Mercenary General
Rid a tree house of slimes
Defeat a harpy with her own weapon
Quickly drop a patrolling bandit unawares
Eat 5 food items that are considered unsafe
Collect 5 Moon Stones
Steal from the mayor's treasury
Defeat a fully grown Sand Dragon
Sleep wherever it is possible to sleep
Consumed over 30 healing items
Increase Max HP to 40
Upgrade inventory to its max size
Collect 20 Moon Stones
Carry all the best equipment
Break over 100 boxes or crates
Beat the Game
Collect over 1000 coins since the start of your journey
Increase Max Health to 99
Finish the game with zero deaths
Collect 40 Moon Stones
Finish the game in 64 minutes or less
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (75/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (55/265 points)
The antonym for incomprehension.
No clues here.
Everyone's favorite school subject.
"I" can't tell you the answer.
Evil lives on.
Me this.
For a small price.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/40 points)
You completed to ending 1.
You completed to ending 2.
You completed to ending 3.
You completed to ending 4.
Medals Earned: 4/11 (155/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/20 points)
A date. With coffee.
Didn't get a Date.
Declined a date.
Kisses, kisses, kisses.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (25/25 points)
Ringing in your ears, late, late, late...
It's colorful, at least.
I think it was tasty?
Or maybe it has terrible taste.
They're not helping...
Medals Earned: 18/21 (315/440 points)
You meanie.
What a mean look from something so sweet.
Too few to be a stampede, though.
Run! Run! Run away!
Staring not-so-sweetly at you.
Sisterly love is a precious thing.
Love in a dream?
Playing with food is not fun for Ren.
Dinosaurs are kidnappers?
Can't eat them, can't get along with them.
Story time about Ren's woes.
Nora the weed killer.
Queen of the cakes!
Dinosaurs are friends.
A snack for cakes, oops...
WHY
Food coma in a dream?
...Ew.
A lovely snack for two.
Nora probably still won't like Ren.
This sort of thing goes over Nora's head...